Just for laugh! No Offence to anyone!

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.                      

I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5;        
You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’

This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.                                      

What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?’                

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer    
Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’      
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references.                      

He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.        
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.      
After one hour of searching he finally gives up.                        
He wakes up the blonde and hands her
$500.                
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.                        

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.                          
He wakes her up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’      

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep!!!

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing! Things are ok: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! HAHA