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Make Sure You Plan – Funny Commercial

Peter Lim — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:50:33 +0000

Just for laugh! No Offence to anyone!

Super Funny Ad for a boring Sat!

Peter Lim — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:30:15 +0000

Funny ad on lizard ...
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Make Sure You Plan – Funny Commercial Just for laugh! No Offence to anyone! ...

Funny Ad: Bank Robbery

Peter Lim — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:10:49 +0000

Funny ad on lizard ...
Super Funny Ad for a boring Sat! ...
Make Sure You Plan – Funny Commercial Just for laugh! No Offence to anyone! ...

Just for laugh

Peter Lim — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:00:51 +0000

The baby is super funny! Haha…Hope you enjoy this video before you head back for your weekend with family =) Cheers!

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Funny ad on lizard

Peter Lim — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:20:08 +0000

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Touching Insurance Ad (2)

Peter Lim — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:00:41 +0000

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Touching Insurance Ad

Peter Lim — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:00:34 +0000

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Joke- A smart blonde lady!

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:18:41 +0000

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5;
You ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.’

This catches the blonde’s attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.

What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?’

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer
Now, it’s the blonde’s turn. She asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references.

He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the blonde and hands her
$500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes her up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep!!!

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Common words used by woman!

Peter Lim — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:28:26 +0000

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing! Things are ok: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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Peter Lim — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:06:46 +0000

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