Stress Reliever # 1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”

Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

Stress Reliever # 4

Wife to husband: “What’s your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?”
Husband to wife: “Golfing with friends, my dear.”
Wife to husband: “What? At 2 am?!”
Husband to wife: “Yes, We used night clubs.”

Stress Reliever # 5

Interviewer to Millionaire: “To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Stress Reliever # 6

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 7

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever # 8

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I’m the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever # 9

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me – my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever # 10

Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

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